Buzz·Posted on 10 Dec 2017100 Genius Tweets From 2017 That Broke The 100K Retweet BarrierI can't believe this website is free.by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ki'. @gvldenkirstyy "but you said your 5 mins away" First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from 07:20 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Paige Alban @paigealban23 My mom just sent me this of my dad 02:00 AM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. martin @slutropico morning people vs me 04:09 PM - 23 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. alex @sIiceofpizza Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho 04:15 PM - 23 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. QUEEN J🇵🇭 @Jaaaaaymomma I told my brother he can eat half of my grapes 02:46 AM - 18 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. leah @LeleTill See you in court Palmer Paint Products 01:31 AM - 13 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. decent pigeon @decentbirthday I think my Uber driver is in trouble 07:44 PM - 25 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Joel Willans @Joelwillans Riley, you're a genius. 09:08 AM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Chris @HG_Hohbes Went to see IT, I'm first in the screen and this fucking guy's just sitting there. 07:53 PM - 08 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. k8e @kpfeffss I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want 08:27 PM - 25 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ale🦕 @oafale she took the midnight train going anywhere 05:31 AM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Ray @rayy_baybay Thanks for the clarification, Dad. 12:48 PM - 21 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Emily Barry @EmiBarry "Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL 02:51 AM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. IRIS KESSLER @Iris_Elisabeth_ my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions mat… https://t.co/zWzJZPrWBs 01:42 PM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov [concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months 05:02 AM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Grace @graceL721 !!!!!!!!! WHO DID THIS TO MY INNOCENT MOTHER !!!!!!!! 01:48 AM - 19 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. jesstive cheer! @jesswithsleeves me on a bad day 01:31 PM - 20 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. eric 🐻 @ericbearden_ Stranger Things Stranger Things 2 Strangers and Things 2 Strange 4 Things 5 Things The Strange and the Things: Tokyo Drift Strangest 7 04:44 PM - 02 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. SYRE @Sturrfridge Not really how I imagined the second coming 04:57 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. duf❆ @Dufined Thank you Amazon. 06:59 PM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. kelsey @silence__kit Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!" 08:09 PM - 07 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. jm @sixelanydraj this is what my friends send me on the regular basis and I just have to show it to the world... 03:46 PM - 21 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Sophie Billington @sophiebillo1 Asked me mum if she could bring my charger down stairs, she replied "shout the dog" 07:13 PM - 21 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. 26. nandoh @nandoh (+18) 03:28 PM - 24 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Semra @SemraDurmisevic my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u 05:45 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. 29. Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped Imagine carrying 18 dumbbells to the court tryna look cool just to get overshadowed by a old man hitting free throws 11:53 PM - 02 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Ben Soffer @boywithnojob_ When your sister forces you to spend time with her new boyfriend: 03:35 PM - 03 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. "Riggs" @RiggsBarstool Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun? 12:10 PM - 10 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. James Doleman @jamesdoleman My favourite part of this is the caption saying the President (left) 03:48 PM - 17 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Ash Warner @AlsBoy “SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING THING BIT OF A SITUATION HERE” 11:18 PM - 22 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. esos son reebok o son nike @coolado_ not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information 05:28 AM - 10 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Maud Bernabé @MaudBernab Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. 10:30 AM - 12 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. ashleen @ashleenn_ I'm still shook 05:15 AM - 20 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. 38. Kerbie Gibbs @kerbiegibbs My dog's ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights 11:49 PM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. ⚡ @2oo2grl is it worth IT? lemme work IT i put my thang down flip IT and reverse IT 01:37 AM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. yelita🇿🇼 @YeliLDN Me: Hi Artsy White boy: 09:40 AM - 14 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. 42. lexi rae @dysplacement Still don't believe in evolution? 05:44 PM - 30 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. em @em__holt my flatmate has just peaked 05:01 PM - 07 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. 45. Mohanad Elshieky @MohanadElshieky Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars. 07:18 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. 47. asia @asialbx Me: *dies* People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on Me in heaven: 08:55 PM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. fat bully @ricardojkay me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me 02:41 AM - 29 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. 50. 51. brendon skolat @brendonSkolat Beyoncé: *uses iPhone X facial recognition* iPhone X: 08:19 PM - 12 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. lourdes @gossipgriII girls these days at 2 vs. me when I was 2 07:26 PM - 30 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. titties out... got my coin ready to go. @zoexrain when I need my space but I also want attention 04:14 AM - 03 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. ari @arigoggles SOMEONE TOOK THE TIME TO TRACE OUT THE DISNEY STARS' WAND IN THE AWKWARD COMMERICAL OUTTAKES I'M WHEEZING THE LIFE… https://t.co/u4pMfK4eZ4 12:38 PM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. 56. Brazilian Fart Porn @ThatWiggaDev "Babe can you move over?" "But I don't have mushroom" 02:55 AM - 05 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. 🥪 @kolby182 Any 2 white guys could walk up to me and say "we're The Chainsmokers" and I'd believe them. 01:37 PM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. small fry @missvanessadiaz My dog saw a dog that looked exactly like her 02:08 AM - 02 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LeoBlakeCarter 59. scrooge mcduck @Brazos_Elkins *opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren. 04:43 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. Brosephine Wires @JoParkerBear When Canadians fight on Twitter. 06:24 AM - 28 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. alex tumay @alextumay Bad news: I accidentally washed a nice wool shirt that I really loved and it shrunk a LOT Good news: 07:03 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. 63. Steven @IIIIIMCMXCV Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry! 😁 Middle Aged Woman: 03:49 PM - 11 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. nick evans @nickevans06 when she says she only dates good boys 03:33 AM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. childish sadbino @datassque yall tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later. 02:47 AM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. 67. Toyin @ToyinLies2Girls Lmao dude on Facebook said he been waiting 4 hours for the P to fall so he could sue Walmart 09:48 PM - 15 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. 69. jordyn @jordynmcmanus_ At least we tried #Prom2017 05:54 PM - 23 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 70. Merry Momma Becca @HBecca2017 High school teachers: I'm MRS. HARDASS and you will take me SERIOUSLY College profs: what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired 02:50 PM - 05 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. Asia @_asiaaaaxo When he tells you to lose the attitude 08:22 PM - 03 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. Harry @wroetoshaw I was trying to hit the bucket of drinks and make them go all over my Mum for the intro of a video we're making but… https://t.co/2WNPSv0M3q 04:45 PM - 13 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. 74. Mighty Morphin' Powerbottoms @syrianbryn Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning 03:25 AM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. Greg Pollowitz @GPollowitz Prince Harry's kids will be Americans. What if one grows up to be president and is in line for the throne at the sa… https://t.co/WTTLv8OFmZ 01:23 PM - 27 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. ace @iamalishajo my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass...... 10:27 PM - 17 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. 🕸 @__slink What I get, he get 03:34 AM - 01 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. 79. sare @sarahjorden_ I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!?? 03:30 AM - 20 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. Dasha Uy @kimkarDASHA I'm gonna power the whole country. 11:02 AM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. 82. Jermaine Avocado Toast @_ChefDon_ Fam lmaooo. This is hilarious. Just watch. 11:48 PM - 02 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. 84. maura @painthands I got Kiwi a lil goth gf 🖤💛💚 10:55 PM - 04 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. Alex T @AlexT so doggy school exists and this little guy is so excited to go 😫 12:04 PM - 13 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. 87. sof @sofritolocito me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance 12:45 PM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. 89. Josh Billinson @jbillinson Star Wars, but all of the light saber sounds are Owen Wilson saying "wow" 09:58 PM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh Reading Trump tweets 09:18 PM - 08 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. Josephine @Josie1D99 don’t say anything just rt 12:27 AM - 30 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. the binch whomst stole christmas @officiaIwinemom when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up 06:59 PM - 13 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. chip @imchip did everyone just forget about the part of 2016 when literal clowns would chase people with knives in public and nobody really did anything 03:04 AM - 17 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. Chris Rainey @crainey3 I'm ☠️☠️☠️ yall lol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 & can't STOP laughing at all!!! 05:12 AM - 21 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will @miketotheklocke Should I take my dog to the vet 09:25 AM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. ☯ @Savmasta Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting.. 07:47 PM - 22 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 97. Probability The Rapper @random_weighs Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair. 12:41 AM - 25 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. Quinn Nelson @SnazzyQ Don't buy iPhone X. 02:39 AM - 05 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. bauhausfanaccoun halo 3 guardian BR/snipes only 🤠 @hypedresonance all because I said no to bingo night 01:17 AM - 06 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. Filipé @filipway 1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars 2017: 11:45 AM - 20 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite