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9 Steps You Can Take To Avoid Boob Sag

Your boobs will thank you later.

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Nina Mohan
by Nina Mohan

BuzzFeed Staff

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Alice Mongkongllite
by Alice Mongkongllite

BuzzFeed Staff

1. Tie balloons to your nipples.

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It may seem ridiculous at first, but there is literally nothing worse than a boob that hangs in a natural way.

2. Do push-ups. But not regular push-ups. BOOB PUSH-UPS.

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We all know boobs sag because they're not fit! So use them to push yourself off the floor and you'll finally get the lift you deserve.

3. Hire someone to walk behind you and lift your breasts at all times.

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Make sure they lotion their hands so your boobs absorb some of that sweet moisture.

4. Invest in a boob shelf. Not a bra. A literal shelf.

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A nice slab of wood will help keep those boobs looking perky as ever!

5. Don't sleep on your front. Or your side. Or your back. Don't sleep at all, actually.

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Your boobs probably flop around when you're unconscious, so avoid sleeping at all costs.

6. Wear a bra at all times. Even in the shower.

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Letting your boobs hang free is like telling the world you want them to touch the floor!

7. Avoid bouncy exercises that can damage ligaments, like jumping rope, using trampolines, doing jumping jacks, running, walking, moving, or doing anything, basically.

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Just stand very still. Your boobs will thank you later.

8. Walk around with your arms up at all times to make your boobs appear higher.

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This is a great arm workout in addition to eliminating the sag!

9. Massage your breasts with the feathers of a bird wing to promote lift.

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Make sure it's a bird that actually flies! Chicken feathers will make your boobs drop a foot.