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The winner will be announced when the next new Caption Contest is posted. While there’s no physical prize, the winner will gain the praise and admiration of their fellow Superman fans.
Speaking of which, the winner of the previous Caption Contest was:
Stefan-El:
Pull my finger!
Pull my finger!
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Kal, why do you always pretend to sleep when I try to show you a Facebook post?
Hmm. I always pictured you as a stomach sleeper
I told you not to eat that 1,984th bowl of ice cream. You won the competition after 5 bowls
I’m stronger than you because girl power.
I’m trying to save the world and you’re taking a nap?
Doing the Ferris Bueller will not get you a day off from saving the world.
I just knocked out Superman, now I’m going to Disneyland.
Kara: OK so when do I plan the LATEST funeral for him?
i’m your cousin, not your psychiatrist
wouldn’t you like a pillow?
shouldn’t I be sleeping beauty?
so after you said “save martha”, then what happened?
i love what you’ve done with the place
so…um, where’s the restroom?
what? no TV?
Hey, I said “Go to Batman!”, not “Go to bed, man!”
No wonder that Lois threw you out of the bedroom. No one can stand this super-snore.
I put my hand up on my hip when you sleep, you sleep, you sleep.
Did I leave the iron on?
Gosh, I’m cute.
she sure is, lol
Superman: i’m dreaming of a white Christmas!
Supergirl: Kal, It’s not Christmas. It’s still May. And can you please get off the table.
Ok Ok I’ll sing it!…
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Purr, purr, purr
Or…..
No Kal I’m not singing you Soft Kitty for a Fifth Time!!!
You should be listening to me! Technically I am older than you.
What do you mean this is the ONLY size I can get this action figure in? Awhhhh…
Supergirl: wow Kal, this place is a mess! You need to clean your room.
Superman: You’re not my mom!
Supergirl: you are such a child.
Superman: No I’m not. You are.
Supergirl: Kal-el, you clean your room right now young man!
Superman: but don’t wanna. I’m to tired!
Dammit Kal, are you going to sleep through every season finale I have?
Supergirl: If I draw a pair of glasses on him while he’s sleeping, would Lois finally figure it out that Clark and Superman are one and the same?
does this skirt make my “S” look fat?
♪♫ …i’m a little teapot…♪♫
are you listening to me?
Supergirl: Should I wake hm and tell him Krypto ran out of the fortress again?………. Na!
Supergirl: Kal, do you really think the fortress needs wallpaper?
Superman: Well from the angle I’m looking at yeah.
Superman: i you use your supervision and look closely enough, you can see the next alien invasion coming.
Supergirl:Yeah. Wait! WHAT???
Supergirl:Metallo is causing panic in Metropolis again and you’re taking a nap?
Superman: yeah see Kara, lying on your back helps to prevent slouching.
Supergirl: I do not slouch!
Superman : you’re slouching.
i warned him not to bite that apple
Kal, that’s not how you play hide and seek. You’re supposed to actually count, not just lay there with your eyes closed.
Kal, Alex and I didn’t come here to watch videos of your biggest fights projected on the Fortress ceiling.
Clark, your regenerative ability does not allow you to tan.
Hey Kara, look, I’m “glowing”. Get it, cause the sun!
you really take the term “power nap” seriously, don’t you?
And suddenly moving the Fortress of Solitude to San Francisco made sense.
Supergirl:He saves the world everyday, works for the Daily Planet, is in a relationship with Pulitzer Prize winner Lois Lane, and he still has time to take a nap in his fortress? How does he do it?
Superman: what a nightmare. I dreamt that Batman and I got into a real bad fight which I had said “Save Martha” to end it. The dream then continued with an ugly ninja turtle named Doomsday.
Supergirl: That was a bad dream Kal.
Superman: I also dreamt we were fighting each other and you beat me.
Supergirl: That wasn’t a dream Kal.
Superman: was it silver Kryptonite?
Supergirl: Yup
Superman: I thought so
Superman: I can’t sleep. One question keeps troubling me.How did Lex find out about my secret identity in the movie Batman v Superman?
Supergirl: Now that you’ve mention it, I can’t think of any explanation either Clark.
Tyler: I need to lie down after all this greiff I’m getting from last week’s episode.
Melissa: Why do they give Cavill a break when his Superman killed Zod and a terrorist that held Lois hostage at the beginning of Batman v Superman and not you? We just had a bad fight scene with some crumby dialogue about me “taking your place as Earth’s champion”? You at least smile when in the part.
Tyler: I don’t know. Call it bizarro logic I guess.
Superman: I thirsty
Supergirl: it’s nap time Kal-el. Go to sleep.
Superman: Can I have a cookie?
Supergirl: no, you just brushed your teeth.
Superman: tell me a story.
Supergirl: ok, one story. “A long time ago. In a galaxy far”
Superman: wait is this Star Wars?
Supergirl: um. Quite some time ago, in a planet that’s over a billion light years away.There was a boy, and his name was….
Superman: can his name be Superman?
Supergirl: Kal-el. Sigh… Aunt Lara and Uncle Jor-l were so much better at this.
Superman: I forgot to walk Krypto and I think he left a little present.
Supergirl: I’m not checking your feet.
Supergirl: Sleep like you are on a cloud when you buy one of our mattresses from Krypton sale event. 60% off.
Hurry fast. Before you know it, they will be up up and away out of here. Right cuz?
Superman: snore,zzzzzz
Supergirl: Kal-el wake up, you promised you wouldn’t sleep while filming.
Kal-el I’m stuck. I did a zoo lander pose and now I can’t move.
Wake up Superman.
Hey Macarena!
Kara: so. that pic with Maggie and Alex…kryptonite?
Kal: silver kryptonite.
Kara: Got it.
Creepiest version of Romeo and Juliet ever.
Kryptonian chiropractic offices are not exactly warm or inviting.
Their version of “light as a feather, stiff as a board” really freaks people out.
are you not entertained?
Supergirl: Superman, why are you on the table?
Superman: Well I just flew in from Metropolis, and boy are my arms tired.