Skip To Content

    10 Things Beer Wants You To Do With It (Besides Drink It)

    Beer is not happy being JUST a drink. It wants to play a bigger role in your life, so pour some lager on this.

    1. Beer wants you to be able to put out a fire with its chilled out swag.

    2. Beer would like you to relax and soak your body all up in it.

    3. Beer would like you to marinate and cook your meat in it.

    4. Beer wants you to rub it all over your pots and pans.

    5. Beer wants to caress your feet.

    6. Beer wants to run through your hair real slow.

    7. Beer wants you to bite it.

    8. Beer wants to protect you from slugs and roaches and other creepy crawlies.

    9. Beer wants to lull you to sleep.

    10. Beer wants you to clean and polish your wood with it.