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Google Assistant Gets Santa Tracker, Holiday Jokes

Just say 'tell me a Santa joke' for Google's best quips.

By Angela Moscaritolo
December 19, 2016
Santa Tracker

Google Assistant is getting into the holiday spirit.

As Android Police reported on Friday, the search giant's digital assistant can now track Santa, tell holiday jokes, and spin the dreidel for you. Google has integrated its beloved Santa Tracker into Assistant, meaning you can now say "where's Santa" or "track Santa" to keep tabs on the jolly fellow's location.

"Santa is checking the weather reports," Google Assistant said when Android Police checked St. Nick's location. "He's up at the North Pole, getting ready for Christmas Eve departure."

Meanwhile, if you need some festive cheer, Assistant is also now delivering holiday-themed jokes. Just say "tell me a Santa joke" or "Santa joke" for Google's best quips.

"Where do my elves keep their money?" one joke goes, according to the report. "Why in a snow bank, of course. Ho! Ho! Ho!"

You can also ask Assistant to spin the dreidel and it might tell you, for instance, "It's hay. You win half the coins."

First previewed at Google I/O, Assistant lets users have "an ongoing, two-way dialog with Google," the company's CEO Sundar Pichai said. You can also use Assistant to do things like buy concert tickets, make a restaurant reservation, and get directions all by voice. Assistant is available on Google Home ($99.00 at Target) , the Google Allo smart messaging app, and the Pixel ($649.99 at Verizon) phone.

Meanwhile, word has it that Santa will be skipping some cubicles in Mountain View during his round-the-world journey this year. Google parent company reportedly donated $30 million worth of gadgets — including Chromebooks, phones, and other tech — to schools on its employees' behalf in lieu of holiday gifts.

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About Angela Moscaritolo

Managing Editor, Consumer Electronics

I'm PCMag's managing editor for consumer electronics, overseeing an experienced team of analysts covering smart home, home entertainment, wearables, fitness and health tech, and various other product categories. I have been with PCMag for more than 10 years, and in that time have written more than 6,000 articles and reviews for the site. I previously served as an analyst focused on smart home and wearable devices, and before that I was a reporter covering consumer tech news. I'm also a yoga instructor, and have been actively teaching group and private classes for nearly a decade. 

Prior to joining PCMag, I was a reporter for SC Magazine, focusing on hackers and computer security. I earned a BS in journalism from West Virginia University, and started my career writing for newspapers in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia.

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