If you're going to go on The Jeremy Kyle Show, at least have a better excuse than this.
Jezza went just a bit mad at his guest yesterday (September 28) when she explained that she didn't work as she had a dog to walk. We're kind to your eyes, so just imagine the next exchange said ENTIRELY IN CAPITALS.
"How does a dog get walked if you're at work?!" he snarled. "Sell the dog and go to work and pay for your own lifestyle."
But Jezza wasn't done there. "That's the world we live in. I'm not going to work 'cos I've got to walk my dog. The world's gone nuts."
He regained his composure a touch to joke that it'll lead to the introduction of a "dogseekers' allowance", but it was all just a build-up to his final brutal takedown: "You are absolutely what is wrong with this country. You're a lazy, interfering waste of space."
Don't hold back Jezza, tell us what you really think.
If you're wondering why Michelle was even on the show, it's because her daughter Jody wanted her to stay out of her relationship.
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Jody claimed her mother was "obsessed" with her boyfriend Luke, and even listened to them having sex. Apparently, Michelle had even got a bit hands-on with Luke, who said she "pulled [his pants] down" once.
On reflection, maybe not working because of the dog isn't so bad in comparison.
The Jeremy Kyle Show airs weekdays on ITV.
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