These 13 Cats Don't Give A F*ck About What Else You Have Going On
by N/A, 9 years ago |
2 min read
Whatever you have going on, regardless of how "important" it is, it can wait.
1. "You've had writer's block for hours. I'm checking my Facebook now."
2. "Oh I'm sorry, am I disrupting your "studying?""
3. "Homework? What homework. All I see are things for me to lay on."
4. "Sleep time's over, slave. Time to lavish me in spoils."
5. "I know, I'm much more enjoyable to look at, aren't I."
6. "I'm sorry, but do I either of us look like we're in a "moving" mood?"
7. "I know your tryin' to turn over a new leaf, but consider this your off day."
8. "Excuse me. I'm trying to create. Please don't speak while I'm trying to create."
9. "Awww, you brought my bed out here? You shouldn't have!"
10. "If you were so intent on folding it, why'd you put it in a perfect heap on your bed? Yeah...that's what I thought."
11. "Teen Spirit? Oh hell yeah. Check me out, I'm Kurt Cobain."
12. "No it's okay, I'll just sit here and wait until you do things for me. Also...please shave that sorry excuse of a goatee."
13. "Cleaning the house can wait, this is making me feel borderline high right now."
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Do not show me this again