The rumour mill ground into action this week after Kate Beckinsale and David Walliams were spotted ‘cosying up’ at an ‘intimate dinner’ together.
But just in case you wondered, the pair are just friends. OK?
Despite Walliams previously stating that the beautiful Kate is his ‘ideal woman’, Beckinsale has taken to Twitter to reiterate the fact that the two of them have just been friends forever, so an assertion that they’re dating is just weird.
'This is my dear friend, @davidwalliams. If I ever see him naked I will immediately tattoo a 🍆 on my face for clarity.'
'Until that appears, everyone can relax and know we are friends, as we have been for the last 2000 years.
'Ps The size of the tattoo is unlikely to be actual size. As far as I know.'
Speaking in 2009, Walliams said: 'There’s a couple of girls I know and they are amazing, so much fun, and they’re so amusing and naughty and beautiful.
'One’s Kate Beckinsale, that I’ve known for a really long time, since before she was well known, and Natalie Imbruglia as well. When I’m with them I turn to jelly because they’re so exciting to be with, but neither of them would ever go out with me, so I can’t.'
Well, she’ll clearly go out with you for dinner, David. But until that aubergine tattoo appears, we’ll know it’s purely platonic.
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