Dick Masterson

The world would be a better place if everyone got more Dick. You want Dick, your friends want Dick, your mom definitely wants Dick--even though she might not say so because she's classy, be sure that she does. And that's exactly what you're supporting with this Patreon, Dick for everyone. Dick, more dick, and better Dick. 
 
Penis.
 
 
Dick is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, "Are you a rage?" and "What even is a libertarian?"&nbsp;This&nbsp;Dick might be a little shorter than what you're used to, but this Dick will also be much beefier.
 
 
Over the years, you've gotten to know me as Dick Masterson, author of Men Are Better Than Women and devastating dropper of&nbsp;truth-bombs, or as Dick Masterson, the "troll" who shot a red-hot chili pepper up Dr. Phil's ass, or as Dick Masterson the co-host of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, a show that ranted about serious problems like guys asking about your dog and getting pee on your pants. Now, by supporting this Patreon, get to know me as Dick Masterson, the host of my very own podcast: Dick.
 
 
By supporting this Patreon, you'll not only get plenty of Dick in your ear, but you'll make sure thousands of others get a fat dose of Dick in theirs as well--and who doesn't want that? So whip something valuable out of your pants (your credit card; don't be crass) and make the world a better place. Like I said, the world would be better if everyone got more Dick.
 
 
Thanks and GFY!
 
 
-Dick
 
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GFY Dick 
 
	For years, you've told me to go fuck myself. For a dollar a month, I'll tell the same thing to you. At this level, you'll get a special Go Fuck Yourself on the show page and, unlike my apologies, I'll mean it.

Dick Extension 
 
You want more Dick? You got it. At this level, we'll record a bonus episode once a month just for subscribers. You'll also get a very special GFY.

Private Dick Don't rely on leaked screenshots for your Dick fix anymore. At this level, you'll get access to additional behind the scenes bonus content. Get your questions answered by my life coach or my man. You tell me who has it all figured out. I'll try to get Sean to give you an affirmative nod. This includes all levels beneath it.

Dick In Your Face 
 
Not getting enough live Dick from Chatroulette? At this level, you'll get a live access feed to Dick &amp; Co as we entertain you. If this technology does not exist, I will invent it. You'll also get access to the live chatroom (Discord), so you can send Sean your sexy messages. This includes all levels beneath it.

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