Saturday night, Nebraska coach Bo Pelini was celebrating a victory. Sunday morning, he was fired. His infamous Twitter counterpart, SB Nation contributor Faux Pelini, did not take the news very well. Here is his Twitter journey, from elation, to realization, to sudden and inevitable flame-out.
I think my favorite part of yesterday was when we beat Iowa in that football game
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 29, 2014
WAIT WHAT
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
THAT'S IT I QUIT
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU ARE PAYING ME NOT TO LIVE IN LINCOLN NEBRASKA AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE SAD
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
THIS IS VERY CONFUSING I DIDN'T KNOW OUR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR WAS A REAL PERSON
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
CAN I GO BACK INTO THE STADIUM AND SAY GOODBYE ONE LAST TIME ALSO WHERE IS MY BLOWTORCH
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
WHERE IS MY STAPLER
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
@DanBeebe I'm on my way start pouring
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 30, 2014
Godspeed, Bo. Farewell, Faux. May you both land on your feet somewhere.