1. Losing your drone:
2. When your neighbor doesn't understand that you're trying to PIVOT right now.
3. Coming face to face with plebeian fruit:
Harsh working conditions in Silicon Valley
4. Deciding which two Segways to take out for your morning stroll.
5. Coming up with a fresh #meme for your Bitcoin billboard.
6. When someone's parked in YOUR space:
7. Forgetting to mine before you dine:
8. This:
9. Not knowing you got Zucked:
10. Picking out a hilarious joke sticker for your wheels.
Only in Silicon Valley. Spotted in a Tesla.
11. When not all walls are writeable.
12. Snagging the inspirational vanity plate of your dreams.
13. Distractions making it hard to #disrupt from your home office.
Those dang leaf blowers... #paloaltoproblems
14. Deciding whether to save your VC money or spend it on prom.
15. Picking out the perfect set of binary code window decorations:
16. Choosing the right bumper sticker for your parents.
17. Getting the perfect creepshot of your fellow diners:
18. Deciding which color of hybrid to buy.
19. When all the charging stations are being used by LESSER hybrids:
20. Being in a city that doesn't even Uber.
21. Figuring out which shack to buy with your millions.
22. Expressing yourself with your own iHorse.
23. Crushing it on branding:
A prime example of why the bubble might burst one day. #siliconvalley #problems
24. Trying to make your Honda fit in:
25. Drowning in money you make by selling people different money.
