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    People Are Actually Writing The Word "Firstable" Online Instead Of "First Of All"

    What has the internet done to our brains?

    So you see this and you think... No, no way could "firstable" actually be a thing.

    But it is. "Firstable" is becoming a thing.

    Just heard someone say "firstable" instead of "first of all."

    @liveonTEMPO FIRSTABLE, EXCUSE HIM?! WHO ASKED HIM?!

    firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable

    @tacobellperrie Firstable how do u know it was misset who tweeted?

    @punk_tart okay, firstable, why would you make this information pubic?

    firstable, i'm a very clean eater fuck u

    firstable no way in hell am i writing a long ass dissertation and reading it in front of 3 people who decide if I get a PhD or not

    And it gets worse. "Secondable" is also becoming a thing...

    @heyitsshandi @kirinari_ okay firstable, shandi you should be used to this by now. secondable, NANI TAKE A HIKE.

    firstable you should let me go to your school because i would instantly make your sidewalks street style blog worthy and secondable

    Luckily, "thirdable" hasn't caught on just yet. But we aren't far away, people!

    @MrTepe24 Firstable Playoff game don't think so, secondable hell yea Gasol MVP of the game, Thirdable Sorry Odom and @Lakers #FTW

    According to Twitter tracker Topsy, "firstable" has been used 96 times in the last month.

    There's still time to turn the tide on this! But we have to act fast; it's already spread to Instagram.