18 Ridiculously Awful Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Action Figures

By the looks of this toy, it should have been called “Friday Night at the Club April,” ‘cause it doesn’t look like she is doing any type of reporting. The toy also came with such sexist weapons as "Makeup Brush Battle Bo," "Katana Blade Curling Iron," and a "Lipstick Nunchaku."

Bonus: You could also remove her skirt, which I am sure pre-pubescent boys loved.

Released as part of the “Wacky Wild West Series” line, the toy managed to be both completely out of place in the TMNT canon and racially offensive.

The worst thing about this villain turned Turtles' friend action figure is that it was clearly a rip-off of Toxie from the Toxic Crusaders.

I guess ninjas don't wear much clothes. But, to be honest, the figure looks more like a sexy cavewoman than a crime-fighting ninja.

This toy looks more like the love child of a He-Man and a Lion-O action figure than something in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toy line. Apparently, he was some supposed to be a king to all the mutants in the TMNT universe.

Also, I think it's safe to assume that the King Richard name reference probably went over most kids' heads.

"Wow, April O'Neil's boss is awesome. I can't wait to get his action figure!" said NO kid ever, while watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Talk about playing up stereotypes, the Turtles' ally from the Great White North, Monty, also came with a trusty beaver sidekick named Bob. The only thing missing was to make him maple syrup scented as well.

The TMNT's canine companion (did he even appear on the show?) was also dressed like a fireman-themed male stripper.

I don't know exactly how the Turtles' giraffe friend is supposed to help them fight crime? Maybe with his basketball skills?

This is just so random, at no point in the series did the Turtles ever take up farming. I'd say this is the lamest themed TMNT toy series.

Released as part of the "Rock 'N Rollin' Turtles" series, the toy came complete with turntable, microphone nunchukus, and "Mike Raps" knuckle rings.

Perhaps the strangest crossover of the entire TMNT toy line. I don't really think kids were clamoring for a crossover between the Turtles and a then 25-year-old TV series.

And most weird of all, they put hair on the Turtles. HAIR.