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How fake is too fake?
Larissa_Sweets See my TER Reviews 2296 reads
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1 / 39

I personally don't like it, if I'm not feeling it I'm not. I hate when a man tells me Gag on it......GAG on what?!? I never do, I've heard sessions of others, I've been in sessions and I'm like "wow, how does this guy not feel like this girl is over-exaggerating.? I was actually in a session with my SO (i never participate I always watch) anyways...it was so over the top, the dirty talking was just so out there I excused myself, and walked to the bathroom and just laughed my natural reaction to almost everything is laughter.  I'm like  "wow"  

So as usual I'm not one to sell a fantasy....

Are you guys like me? No need for the dramatics or do you like it to sound like a porn?

GaGambler 343 reads
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2 / 39

Personally, I don't like "over the top" bad porn movie type theatrics. It's just too fake for me and does nothing for me except make me want to laugh.

JackDunphy 338 reads
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3 / 39

What a coincidence! You just happen to have the same take the OP has whom you are trying to fk for free! LOL

No worries...I have pull with the peeps at JDU and I will bump Zak so you can sit in on that class.

You have really hit rock bottom. lol

Maybe you should take up drinking again? rotf

cspatz 67 Reviews 299 reads
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4 / 39

...is a turn off for me. What little of it I have experienced was patently fake, silly and a buzz kill. Thankfully it has rarely happened because I am at a loss how to tactfully tell someone to STFU

Afro-desiac 226 reads
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5 / 39
JackDunphy 208 reads
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6 / 39

Some girls who are faking it you just want to stuff a sock in their pie hole.

But then there are others that are SO good at it, it can really make a session that much better.  

Girls who specialize in GFE tend not to be nearly as good at it as the PSE types.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 190 reads
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7 / 39

I've experienced it to the point that I started laughing. It's straight out of porn ... "Oh fuck me Drew!" Don't get me wrong A little can be fun, but too often it's immediate and just sounds silly. I dated a girl who would say things like, "You haven't tied up your girlfriend and fucked her in a long time!" It was silly and made me laugh. I guess she thought it turned me on, but it just made me laugh mostly.  

Posted By: RoxanneHeartNYC
I personally don't like it, if I'm not feeling it I'm not. I hate when a man tells me Gag on it......GAG on what?!? I never do, I've heard sessions of others, I've been in sessions and I'm like "wow, how does this guy not feel like this girl is over-exaggerating.? I was actually in a session with my SO (i never participate I always watch) anyways...it was so over the top, the dirty talking was just so out there I excused myself, and walked to the bathroom and just laughed my natural reaction to almost everything is laughter.  I'm like  "wow"  
   
 So as usual I'm not one to sell a fantasy....  
   
 Are you guys like me? No need for the dramatics or do you like it to sound like a porn?  

Zak0326 33 Reviews 175 reads
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8 / 39

I'm on scholarship bitch you can't boot me.  
 

Posted By: JackDunphy
What a coincidence! You just happen to have the same take the OP has whom you are trying to fk for free! LOL  
   
 No worries...I have pull with the peeps at JDU and I will bump Zak so you can sit in on that class.  
   
 You have really hit rock bottom. lol  
   
 Maybe you should take up drinking again? rotf

2648667 31 Reviews 171 reads
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9 / 39

I would've expected you to come up with something better to stuff in there.

Sorry, couldn't resist the lame ass joke.
Posted By: JackDunphy
Some girls who are faking it you just want to stuff a sock in their pie hole.  
   
 But then there are others that are SO good at it, it can really make a session that much better.  
   
 Girls who specialize in GFE tend not to be nearly as good at it as the PSE types.

samsd 57 Reviews 148 reads
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10 / 39

Speaking of laughing, I recently had a session where the lady went for the condom and, after opening it, said "oh this one is too small".  Being of completely average size, I couldn't help busting out laughing. I told her I had never had that complaint before. I don't think she was being fake, but suspect she had a variety of sizes, although I always thought they only came in regular and large, but not small.

GaGambler 279 reads
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11 / 39

I won't even dignify the rest of his post with a response, except to suggest if he is going to miss the mark so badly while sober, maybe he should consider tipping a glass or two before posting.

JackDunphy 158 reads
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12 / 39

I have every reason to believe GaG will start drinking again in the next 7-9 minutes and I will withdrawal my offer to him. lol

MasterZen 33 Reviews 161 reads
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13 / 39

but I have to agree... over-the-top porn-esque fake moaning, screaming and unfelt nasty talk is just as bad (maybe worse) than dead silence.  

I always feel silly trying to do too much dirty talk... I'll just wind up laughing at myself because it just isn't me.

JackDunphy 147 reads
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14 / 39

I have spent the afternoon playing musical chairs with Zak and Gag at JDU and both are a bit salty at me. LOL

No worries though. They will both be banging a hooker in the next few hours and all will be ok in their world. :D

NumNumMan 151 reads
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15 / 39

I am not a fan of fake sex sounds. I am sure some women fake it well. But, I prefer authentic...be it quiet or loud.  

That being said, I do like a little bit of role playing that involves dirty talk. Not PSE level. I call it more role playing because I know it is fake, but want a little fantasy.  

When the lady begs to be fucked and talks about her pussy wanting some cock it is a turn on. That is nice to hear. It is funny how some woman cannot do it, even when asked. Despite being a provider, they become embarased when asked to dirty talk

cocktail-party 196 reads
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16 / 39

The truth is that too many clients expect mind readers. They don't provide feedback, and expect that someone they just met will work them over exactly how they like it. Then they jump on the boards and complain that 1. she's a fake for acting, or 2. she was standoffish/reserved/not-that-into-it when she doesn't bother to act.  

If it helps her get more into the session, then I'm happy to indulge. Likewise, I'd rather speak up if something is not working for me and leave a happy customer than whine about it online

MasterZen 33 Reviews 126 reads
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17 / 39

I don't know if I can drink to that.

Fuck it. I can drink to damn near anything.  

Fuck it. I can drink. Don't need a reason.

Cheers!!!   :D

JackDunphy 154 reads
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18 / 39

He actually passed out and no one hooked up his IV to his fifth. LOL

GaGambler 162 reads
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19 / 39

Tonight is an SB night TYVM, as is tomorrow (different SB) I am thinking Friday will be a hooker day

You really need to branch out that university if you expect to keep accreditation, much less any of your students, even the young and rather malleable ones like Zak. I "may" consider guest speaker appearances if the money (or the perks) are right, but those really should come through proper channel. I would hate for Bob Sugar to feel slighted.

2648667 31 Reviews 152 reads
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20 / 39

...for Jack Dunphy University. Not to be presumptuous, just curious WTF goes on there, besides the obvious drinking. I'm already pretty good at that.

Afro-desiac 113 reads
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21 / 39
mongo19621954 22 Reviews 125 reads
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22 / 39

Some women I have had the honor of meeting in the hobby are born actresses - others are not.  Acting is a craft which takes talent and practice.  I have had some experience with actors and actresses of all levels outside of the hobby; the good ones can internalize anything, filter it through their head and can own it.  The bad ones just "act".  Same seems to apply to providers....

There is a reason actresses had a reputation in restoration England - and why the King picked his mistress, Nell Gwynn from their ranks....  

If you can own it - bring it on, let's have some fun with it.  Improv is fun!

I don't expect a provider to feel like I am the best guy she ever had;  but I do appreciate a good acting job.... as opposed to expressing what they might ACTUALLY be thinking - such as - "I wonder what I am going to fix the kids for dinner tonight"...

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 153 reads
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23 / 39

There are small ones actually.

Posted By: samsd
Speaking of laughing, I recently had a session where the lady went for the condom and, after opening it, said "oh this one is too small".  Being of completely average size, I couldn't help busting out laughing. I told her I had never had that complaint before. I don't think she was being fake, but suspect she had a variety of sizes, although I always thought they only came in regular and large, but not small.

bocabuster 19 Reviews 155 reads
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24 / 39

I'm probably the odd man out but I don't like any fake stuff
Good, bad or indifferent I'd rather know the real deal
But that's just my preference

BigPeterJohnson 39 Reviews 137 reads
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25 / 39

and sometimes it's in your cheek!  lol

but seriously, when i go "over the top" it's with a twinkle in my voice, and both of us involved know i am not seriously expecting her to gag on me, but it's rather like making fun of all the bad porn we've seen.

i luvs me some dirty talk.  but i think  you and i would get along great because i always make my partners laugh at my stupid jokes.  if sex isn't fun there's no need to do it.  and laughing with sex is the most fun you can have.

scoed 8 Reviews 150 reads
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26 / 39

In fact if I think she is faking it makes me feel bad. It makes me feel not only am I not being pleasurable but she feels she has to fake it. I get it isn't going to happen every time especially in P4P where the ladies aren't necessarily picking their preferred guys. After all I often can't get there and I am choosing my preference in the ladies. And besides I stand a much much better chance of getting you there with honest feedback.  

Please ladies, with me please can the act. It is a distraction at best. I know many guys need it but just not with me.

-- Modified on 3/16/2016 4:55:40 PM

mojojo 1 Reviews 137 reads
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27 / 39

Leave the porn at the movie studio. That's pretty much why I don't like porn.  

Just give me whatever it is that's you. If we're not into each other, that's cool. There's no harm in trying. On the other hand, I once saw a lady who did nothing. No sounds, no squirms, no arm slaps, no eye rolls, no heavy breathing, nothing. Just laid there. That wasn't much fun either. Especially for me because I need a little something from you to get me over the edge. Since I wasn't doing anything for her, I finally told her to play with herself. In a little bit I got just a hint of a moan. That's all I needed.

escalade1964 65 Reviews 121 reads
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28 / 39

it is a turn on.  

If too fake, and yes its obvious.....it is actually a turn off.  

I've said this before, It should have it's own review rating. LOL

divemaster13 34 Reviews 124 reads
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29 / 39

I pay for the GFE experience and realize that me being "king for the hour" is an act.  But that's part of the fantasy.  So, as part of that fantasy act, I do enjoy the "you're sweet" or "you're cute" or "I like your eyes" or "handsome!" and "oh, I like your cock!" and whatever.  Sure, she might think I'm a troll, but all the ladies I've seen have been very good with the (mostly) naturally sounding compliments.  

But once we get down to action, I don't want to hear obviously fake, over-the-top moans or porno-style language.  There's probably a fine line between being appreciative of my bedroom efforts and action, letting me think I'm doing a good job; and fake-sounding porno talk.  It's a credit to the TER ladies I've seen that most have been excellent at staying on the right side of that line.    

(My very first experience with P4P was at an AMP in Atlantic City.  The lady went through a whole litany of the fakest porn talk you can imagine and it was a real turn-off.  This was before I discovered TER and GFE dates).

Ms.Vicki See my TER Reviews 111 reads
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30 / 39

I get very embarrassed when I am asked to talk dirty, it's the reason I failed as a phone sex operator. first of all I don't even know what to say, I guess I don't have a dirty enough imagination. What am I supposed to be saying, my mind goes blank for dirty talk.

J0e_Fella 32 Reviews 121 reads
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31 / 39

the Lord's name in vain while I'm inside of her, half limping. Almost impossible to recover! lol

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 158 reads
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32 / 39

The worst faking, that's when I'm even paying attention, is always  
better than a dry handjob.  I love those real dirty-talking events when you don't even remember what either of you said.  

The Holy Grail, two people totally fucked out.  

Anyone remember one worth sharing. I'll save mine for last.  

btw ......  You are so eloquent Roxanne

FUNNY_70 8 Reviews 129 reads
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33 / 39

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
I've experienced it to the point that I started laughing. It's straight out of porn ... "Oh fuck me Drew!" Don't get me wrong A little can be fun, but too often it's immediate and just sounds silly. I dated a girl who would say things like, "You haven't tied up your girlfriend and fucked her in a long time!" It was silly and made me laugh. I guess she thought it turned me on, but it just made me laugh mostly.  
   
Posted By: RoxanneHeartNYC
I personally don't like it, if I'm not feeling it I'm not. I hate when a man tells me Gag on it......GAG on what?!? I never do, I've heard sessions of others, I've been in sessions and I'm like "wow, how does this guy not feel like this girl is over-exaggerating.? I was actually in a session with my SO (i never participate I always watch) anyways...it was so over the top, the dirty talking was just so out there I excused myself, and walked to the bathroom and just laughed my natural reaction to almost everything is laughter.  I'm like  "wow"    
     
  So as usual I'm not one to sell a fantasy....  
     
  Are you guys like me? No need for the dramatics or do you like it to sound like a porn?  

Larissa_Sweets See my TER Reviews 139 reads
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34 / 39

I feel more ridiculous trying to sell you a cheap fantasy than me being genuine. I wouldn't fake it with my SO therefore I don't fake it for anyone. I don't care what people write in a review, they are so exaggerated. So no faking her ;-)

Larissa_Sweets See my TER Reviews 147 reads
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35 / 39

not going to fake it or keep it to myself i let it be known, the $$$ bill doesn't make me tolerate certain things nor does it stop me from saying certain things(maybe at first when I was a newbie)  F*ck that at the end of the day it's just paper.

vantheman666 10 Reviews 112 reads
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36 / 39

I like to just let it flow naturally.  I'm not that good at dirty talk, and don't care whether my date does it or not.

maryann660ac 112 reads
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37 / 39

i like dirty talk when having sex and i used to gag i now can deepthroat 9 inches

Posted By: RoxanneHeartNYC
I personally don't like it, if I'm not feeling it I'm not. I hate when a man tells me Gag on it......GAG on what?!? I never do, I've heard sessions of others, I've been in sessions and I'm like "wow, how does this guy not feel like this girl is over-exaggerating.? I was actually in a session with my SO (i never participate I always watch) anyways...it was so over the top, the dirty talking was just so out there I excused myself, and walked to the bathroom and just laughed my natural reaction to almost everything is laughter.  I'm like  "wow"  
   
 So as usual I'm not one to sell a fantasy....  
   
 Are you guys like me? No need for the dramatics or do you like it to sound like a porn?  

SavannahStJames See my TER Reviews 122 reads
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38 / 39

..that women are more sensitive to pleasure during exhaling or by letting out vocals.. I'm not sure how true this is..but for me it works. I'm definitely more vulnerable and relaxed when I'm able to moan. I'm just waiting for the day to see that review accusing me of faking.. Just know if you see that review..? Don't feel bad for me..KNOW that I had a great time lol whether he believes it or not! Haha

Greenbacks2 21 Reviews 110 reads
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39 / 39

thought was faking it. Moaning and then she squirted all over my dick and the bed. Damn Hot !

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