Okay so last week I was really really freaked out. I couldn't ask this man what was wrong with his BALLS. (I felt bad I knew it wasn't an STD)  No discharge, no bad odor, no open sores, perfect penis but his balls scared the hell out of me, you would think they were going to bite me. His balls LITERALLY were the size of coconuts and okay some guys have huge balls...fine. What scared me about his balls were that they were as hard, seriously, as hard as rock. I thought he had a tumor :-O if i was a doctor or in this case a provider I would think it was Elephantiasis. The more I try to run away from them the more they touched my arm. I didn't want to go near them, I was nice but inside I wanted to say "Please have your balls checked out" Of course he didn't get treated differently, I treat everyone the same, but I've never seen anything like that before.  

I did have a problem. I had a tumor that turned out to be cancer. By the time I had it checked it metastasized. I nearly died. Sometimes being bold can save a life.

Ask Sterling Mallory Archer.

Glad it worked out for you. All too often we ignore or are embarrassed to bring up things that are of a personal nature As you say--better to be bold.  Ciao!

Balls larger than a coconut.. impossible to get my hands around. (slightly smaller than a soccerball)
At first I assumed elephantitis... though the client  (without me asking anything as I didnt want to seem rude) told me it was not elephantitis or any other disease.

I know you have seen the movie Van Wilder when Ryan Reynolds milks the dogs balls and serves them to the other frat. If you don't know what I'm talking about I will bring you my copy on Friday. It's definitely one of those movies when you see it once you will see it 100 times.

Are you talking about testicles or scrotum? Did you feel his balls?  I doubt the balls can go that big.  Probably Elephantiasis, or Filariasis, a parasite disease that can cause scrotal lymphoedema.  The scrotum can go really huge bigger than basketball.

I was watching this clip on an older version of Saturday Night Live (Holiday special) when I saw your post. It's the first thing that came to mind.

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But seriously though, I don't see how some of you do it.  I guess one of the basic characteristics of being a hobbyist is a bit of arrogance and self worth.  I like to think that I'm not the fugliest guy on the planet and that the girl will have some enjoyment out of the session. I wouldn't think that someone with gigantic balls would be so comfortable as to book a session with a provider and think nothing of his gigantic balls and how this would affect the lady, but some of the stories I hear, wow.  I truly don't see how you guys do it, but I am glad that you didn't let him know that this was bothering you, thumbs up!

Ok I saw this and remembered that I saw old black and white photos of a guy in Africa who had to wheel his balls around in a wheelbarrow due to some illness of days gone by. Perfect! But as I'm looking for that photo, I have to go thru a bunch of really sick shit. Karma. Anyway I find a YouTube video of this poor bastard that has 160 lbs. or essentially another person hanging between his legs. Holy fuck!

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Ewwww
Thanks for the visual! NOT!@!@

On a fuck board?

He's dead now. Not because of the big ball problem, which got corrected by a surgeon. He had several heart attacks and other major health issues that finally did him in at 49.

The brown coconuts not the one they sell in the Caribbean.

Yes but not everyone could take the boldness, I mean if you can't realize that there's something wrong who can? I never put myself in the predicament because I don't want to offend someone. Don't get me wrong you have blood in your cum or your precum is green THEN YEAH I'm going to tell you...as a matter of fact I cancel the session because it's clearly something relating to an STD but a tumor. You don't realize there's something wrong with your balls. I don't know

They see it as you are looking at them a certain way, or some take it offensive. Those are dark waters to test, that I just won't do. How nice would it be in a review  

Sure no bumps, bruises, it's all ONE color, nothing is abnormal, it's shaved and smells good.

His balls/tsetse/nut sack

So you only care about your review? Not about your client at all unless he shows a clear sign of an STD.